My wife is pregnant again. And I swear I don’t know how this happened. Well, okay, that’s not strictly true. I have a little inkling. But I just feel so tricked. I feel like I was the pawn in some game I didn’t even know was being played. Oh, no, sorry. I don’t feel tricked … Continue reading
Announcement: Pets Are Not People
I know I have discussed a number of relatively sensitive topics on this blog previously, such as religion, and perky breasts. But now it’s time to get really controversial. Look, there’s really no easy way to say this, so I will just have to be blunt. I don’t find pictures and videos of dogs and … Continue reading
Service By Sourpuss
I’m standing at the counter in a shop. Waiting to be served. Sales Person 1: No way, that would, like, never happen. Sales Person 2: It totes happened, Benji said he didn’t mean it though. SP1: Yeah, like, whatever, he would say that now cos he got, like, totes busted SP2: Yeah, Whitney was like … Continue reading
Door-knocking for {Deity}
This one’s about religion so you may want to look away for a few minutes. And just before you go cursing me with a plague or a jihad, I want to make it perfectly clear that I have no problem with religion. I support everybody’s right to have a faith, whatever it may be or … Continue reading
The Meaning of Breasts
Ommmm. Breathe deeply and take some time to ponder the age-old question posed by the title. What is indeed the meaning of breasts? Try your best not to have an existential crisis while pondering. And don’t be too upset if you fail to reach an answer, it’s more of a “what’s the sound of one … Continue reading
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